He happens to be sharing a compartment with my school gate pass. This morning my friend, Bev and I drove up to the school gate. Someone was in front of me and someone behind me. I reached down to grab my pink gate pass and couldn't find it. Feeling pressured because of the car behind me I began searching a little bit more frantically. I grabbed the tissue for some reason, thinking to search every possible place the card could have gone. I unwrapped it quickly having completely forgotten what was inside.
When I saw the bug I freaked out (just a little bit) and yelled, "What is that?" Being the thoughtful, nice friend that I am I then proceeded to throw the bug away from me and onto Bev's side of the car. As you can imagine, I wasn't the only one freaking out any more. Bev yelled louder than me, "What is that???" and started dancing in her seat. By this time it had registered with me that it was just my dead bug and I was laughing hysterically. I don't think Bev had the benefit of that knowledge...
However, she is still speaking to me so I say, "What's a little bug between friends?"
Some things to be noted:
1. This kind of experience will get your blood pumping in the morning.
2. This might have been the best laugh I have had in a long time!
3. Bev's crazy eyes are pretty CRAZY!