I'm not going to lie, I laughed out loud then. "O__," I said, "Canadians speak English."
"No, they speak Canadian," O___ insisted.
"O___," I said, "I am Canadian. Canadians speak English."
There you have it, if you happen to be in the Canadian portion of my reading audience and you have felt a sudden desire to immigrate to India, you must be responding to the call of the wheel. Make plans to immigrate now. But before you go brush up on your Canadian, eh!