ME: Iya, did you know that you are really quite symmetrical in appearance. In fact, I think I'll take a couple of pictures of you so that I can use them in math class when we talk about symmetry.
IYA: Really, I don't get what the big deal is about symmetry and frankly, I'd rather not have my picture taken. In fact I think, I'll just turn to the side and thwart any attempt on your part to take a straight on picture.
ME: You know it's for the children, right?
IYA: Ahh, you had to go and play the Kid Card. Fine! I'll give you one but that's all you are getting!
IYA: You did hear me say I was done, right?
IYA: Jeepers, you won't even leave me alone when I'm eating.
IYA: ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT! I'M ABOUT TO MAKE YOU LOOK SYMMETRICAL!