Dear Grandma K

Dear Grandma K,

Maybe if the water in your bathtub had been crystal clear...

Maybe if the water in your bathtub had bubbled constantly...

Maybe if the water in your bathtub had steamed away nicely...

Maybe if the water in your bathtub had spontaneously erupted every 90 minutes...

Maybe then I would have thought that smell was pretty cool.  Maybe then people from near and far would have come to see it.  Maybe then you would have had the most famous bathtub in all the earth! Just think, you could have named it "Old Faithful".  That would have been amazing!  But alas, all you had was the stink.

Love,
Beth